Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Just in Case You Weren't Feeling Old Today

The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1991.

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

The CD was introduced two years before they were born.

They have alwa ys had an answering machine.

They have always had cable..

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been microwaved.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: 'Where's the Beef?', 'I'd walk a mile for a Camel ', or 'de plane Boss, de plane'.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.

Notice the larger type?

That's for those of us who have trouble reading.


Neabear said...

Yesterday was our 30th wedding anniversary! That is making me feel old too. So that Fall of 1991 we had been married 12 years and had both of our kids by then. Boy how time flies.

Anonymous said...

I was feeling old and you've now just reinforced that. Thanks for the big typestyle.


Glenda/MidSouth said...

My oldest Grand daughter sarted college this year - That makes me feel old!

Semi-Organized Mom said...

That is hilarious! I will pass it on. Oh boy, I feel really old now. College students born in 1991? OUCH!

Gail said...

Hi Terry,

Wanted to let you know I've posted about you on my blog.



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